Hooowdy Dooody Nerds ! Computer-nerd (DadaNerd) YOGI is here
to tickle your small sexy earlobes with some noise.   Move your
left leg to the right, your hands up in the air (feel free to
put them together), your right foot into the bucket (is there
a hole?), fall to the ground (You WILL either you want it or
not), put your fingers in your ears, move your tongue down your
throat...Y E S!    We have reached climax (that is: lying on
the floor, hearing no YOGI-tune (not EVER if you used your tongue)).
    For those of you who were unable to perform the movements
above (that is: are still alive) I have some information about
my music on this disk (Yes, it IS music !):   "Cyber Siriusnetic"
was actually made with a complete different set of instruments,
and therefore it may sound a little odd, but as you know the
AMIGA is equipped with just 5 audio-channels.  That's the only
excuse for that one I can think of right now.     "Tune In Minorum"
is actually a swedish folk-song remixed by YOGI, extended by
YOGI, programmed by YOGI and totally destroyed by YOGI... The
original composer is nowadays one of the most noble members of
the U.A.A.N.T. (United Artists Against NoiseTracker) and has
threatend to blow my house down several times.     "Slow Swagger"
is the one you had been listening to right now if you hadn't
: 1. turned the volume DOWN, DOWN, DOWN...  2. turned off your
loudspeakers...  3.threw your stereo through your window... 
3. been beaten up by your sleeping neighbour...  4. bought a
VIC-20 instead of an AMIGA...  3. turned it off after just 3
seconds of it...(which you probably did).  Enough Bullshit(-detector
(TM of MEGALAMERS)).........If  Y O U  want to :  1. (Oh No!
Not Again...) Get on MEGALAMERS next greeting-list (COOL Guys
ONLY!)   2. Listen to MEGALAMERS' latest tunes (NASTY Tunes ONLY!)
  3. See MEGALAMERS latest demo (SIMPLE Demos ONLY!)   4. Send
me a letter-bomb    5. Finance my next holiday    6. Take a walk
with my dog    7. Join MEGALAMERS or NASA    8. Marry me (females
prefered)    9. Give away something (BUT: no A,B or C = no Atomic,
Biological or Chemical Stuff, please...)   P L E A S E   C O
N T A C T   :   Y O G I ,  J ] R G E N   N I L S S O N ,   B
E C K A S I N V .   1 4 ,   2 4 2   3 2    H ] R B Y ,   S W
E D E N   (Feel free to send me your latest stuff (demos) and
I'll promise to return your disks with my latest virus !)   Now
this scroll is over BUT the song loops, so don't turn on your
loudspeakers yet...    ( move.l #ScrollStart,Scrollpointer  
  bsr.l StartAgain     )                