Oopsy Doopsy Disco Dance... Hi There ! May I present one of the
first victims of the amazing little box called AMIGA :      Computer-Nerd
(Swedish: DadaNerd)  Y O G I , addicted to Noisetracker...  Hand
that poor little boy this scroller will you...   -Howdy folks
! My name is YOGI (Not my real name of course) and I am a member
of one of Europe's most well known groups called MEGALAMERS .
  If you haven't heard of us before, there can be 2 reasons :
   1. We have just released 1 1/2 demo  (1 music-disk + 1/2 music-disk...)
   2. You LIKE music !    Now I will talk about my problem :
  It started about a year ago, 1 month after I had bought an
AMIGA 500. I got a music-construction type of program called
SOUNDTRACKER. In the beginning everything was just great, cause
ST was a bit complicated to use and I missed some very important
functions, and therefore it often ended up with me rather sitting
in front of my keyboard instead of the AMIGA.  But then one day
a "friend" of mine gave me a copy of NOISETRACKER, and it didn't
take long until I was in it REAL deep. And of course my dear
"friend" didn't use the "drug" himself but just spread it, and
I soon found myself begging to his feet to give me the latest
version, new samples, replay-routines and so on. "HA HA !", he
said. "It will cost you 3 records...". -"Yes ! Yes !", I said.
"Anything you want.". And as soon as I had those disks I had
asked for, I ran home, locked myself in and didn't come out until
spring (Of course I went to school sometimes, but just in my
spare time).   THERE WAS NO GETTING BACK ANYMORE !!!   And those
"drug"-producers MAHONEY & KAKTUS (Ever heard of them???) just
continued to work on updated versions, without worrying about
us poor AMIGA-users who were stucked. A...a...and now...(sob
sob !)...the NOISETRACKER 2.0 is (was?) on its way...hu..hu..(cry
cry !)........-Ok ! Thank you very much YOGI. This certainly
was a VERY touching story about a swedish computer-nerd addicted
to NOISETRACKER. (If I knew that I was going to ruin your life
with Noisetracker, I would have done it anyway, but worse! HAHA!!!
-M)   So I will ask you all out there for assistance :   - HELP
US STOP NOISETRACKER !   Why don't you write to YOGI on address
:    Jörgen Nilsson, Becksinv. 14, 242 32  Hörby, Sweden   for
contact with people having the same "problem" as you (?), or
to get a tune to scare your little sister with.  (For greetings
& comments about the YOGI-songs, load "SLOW SWAGGER", but remember
to turn your loudspeakers OFF first, or you could end up with
another medical disease called DEAFNESS...). And by the way,
what's that bloody NOISE playing in the background......... May
I suggest that the scroll is rewinded !!! Thank YooY knahT !!!
dedniwer si llorcs eth taht tseggus I yaM ...........       
 