Yabba Dabba Bom Bamma Mama ! Well, suit your self.   You just
loaded "The funny farm" by Neuman of MEGALAMERS.     This is
the first (and hopefully) the last  hardcore swing tune, ever
made.   Please notice that you must disinfect your Amiga after
listening to this "song".   To disinfect your dear computer,
you begin by mixing a bucket of mortar.   After that, disconnect
all the cords from the Amiga and dip it into the bucket.   When
the mortar has dryed, take your computer to the store you bought
it in and demand a refound.   If that doesn't work, please send
your complaints to this adress:       Neuman dadanerd,      Domängatan
15,      242 32 Hörby,     Sweden    or call 0415/12211      
   And now a another indispensable advice from Neuman:      How
to turn your diskdrive into a toaster.......Begin with removing
to the breaks from your dad's car.   Take the powersupplycord
from your Amiga and connect it to the breaks and press it gently
into the diskdrive.   After that, take a screwdriver (the tool,not
the drink!) and make a chink that is wide enough for a slice
of bread.   You have now made a MegaAmigaDDMLToaster 2000.  
   If you want to got hold of an updated Bullshit Detector (model
MLBD 2001 super) contact MEGALAMERS LOWLIFE SURPLUS STORE, North
Umfofo, Elephant path 55c, 122 11 KAMERUN  and now a big howdy
doner to my following friends: Hellmalm, Kalle, Kajan, Kally
O, Freaken, Nybbe, Linken, Reis, The boys from the old T4Mac
and T3Ma, Jiddra, Cilla, Perra, Lanner, Fredde, Lotta, Jögge,
Crille E, Sucki, Tjorven, Weskan and Lena Philipsson.       
  restartpointer                 