      Welcome to 'Kindermedley' by Mahoney!!!     To this funny
tune, I'll tell you some funny things about the 'DOS.LIBRARY'
...      (Alphabetically ordered!)        Close=-36 (file)(d1)
  CreateDir=-120 (name)(d1)   CreateProc=-138 (name,pri,segList,stackSize)(d1/d2/d3/d4)
  CurrentDir=-126 (lock)(d1)   DateStamp=-192 (date)(d1)   Delay=-198
(timeout)(d1)   DeleteFile=-72 (name)(d1)   DeviceProc=-174 (name)(d1)
  DupLock=-96 (lock)(d1)   ExNext=-108 (lock,fileInfoBlock)(d1/d2)
  Examine=-102 (lock,fileInfoBlock)(d1/d2)   Execute=-222 (string,file,file)(d1/d2/d3)
  Exit=-144 (returnCode)(d1)   GetPacket=-162 (wait)(d1)   Info=-114
(lock,parameterBlock)(d1/d2)   Input=-54 ()   IoErr=-132 () 
 IsInteractive=-216 (file)(d1)   LoadSeg=-150 (fileName)(d1)
  Lock=-84 (name,type)(d1/d2)   Open=-30 (name,accessMode)(d1/d2)
  Output=-60 ()   ParentDir=-210 (lock)(d1)   QueuePacket=-168
(packet)(d1)   Read=-42 (file,buffer,length)(d1/d2/d3)   Rename=-78
(oldName,newName)(d1/d2)   Seek=-66 (file,position,offset)(d1/d2/d3)
  SetComment=-180 (name,comment)(d1/d2)   SetProtection=-186
(name,mask)(d1/d2)   UnLoadSeg=-156 (segment)(d1)   UnLock=-90
(lock)(d1)   WaitForChar=-204 (file,timeout)(d1/d2)   Write=-48
(file,buffer,length)(d1/d2/d3)            This was only an aid
for people who have lost their reference-manuals!    Ain't I
cute???       Now it will all start again!!!!       BYE!!!  
            