 THIS TEXT IS DEDICATED TO THE WOMAN WHO CAPTURED MY HEART SINCE
THE FIRST TIME I SAW HER, SHE I SOMETHING SPECIAL.    THIS SONG
OR TUNE OR WHATEVER YOU CHOOSE TO CALL IT IS TITLED "SLABBA"
AND IT'S COMPOSED BY MY PAL MAHONEY.   (Mahoney's note: If you
can't do it yourself, get somebody else to do it for you. Bluebird
just begged ??!?! me to let him write this!)   I'M RIGHT NOW
LISTENING TO A TAPE WITH LOVESONGS AND OTHER SLOW SONGS WHICH
I'VE COPIED FROM MY NEIGHBOUR FALCON OF THE SHADOWS. IT MAKES
ME THINK ABOUT HER, THE LADY WITH THE BIG L.. BUT NO MORE OF
THIS BORING LOVETALK.    I'M MAJOR BLUEBIRD OF DEFIERS.   IN
THIS SCROLL THERE WILL ONLY BE THANKS TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT
I LOVE, KNOW AND ADORE. SO YOU WHO DON'T LIKE THESE KIND OF SCROLLS
I CAN ONLY SAY: CHANGE TUNE!    NOW TO THE PEOPLE I LOVE, KNOW
AND ADORE (IN NO ORDER WHAT SO EVER): MAHONEY, KAKTUS, PANDA,
MONOPOLY, TRANTOR, FALCON, PSYCHO, HIV, CANDY MAN, HEXSTER, CABAL,
NISSE, YABBA, PARROT, CPU, ICEMAN, CONAN, GUTS, FLEX, CHUKY,
BONO, MOUSE, MEGA, PY, MARILYN MONROE(SEXIEST LADY IN UNIVERS),
THE FOUR MARX BROTHERS (GROUCHO, HARPO, CHICO AND ZEPPO). JAN
HAMMER (GREAT MUSICIAN), HANNA P, JESSICA A, ANDERS, PER C, ANGELA,
LINDA, ANNA, SARA (MY COUSIN), JOHAN, PELLE, MICKE W, JESPER
(SPEXHANE), RONNIE J.(MY TEATCHER), ULRIKA, HEIDIE, THE HOOTERS,
THE POGUES, CHEVY CHASE, ROXETTE, JOHN, LEIF, STEFAN (MY BROTHER),
TOWE (MY SISTER), BRANCO (MY SISTER'S BOYFRIEND), KARL SEBASTIAN
VICTOR (THEIR KID), MY FATHER, JESSICA, PERNILLA, JOSEFIN (YOU
KNOW HER??  I DO! -MAHONEY), MARCUS, STAFFAN, CITY SAF RADIO,
RADIO AF, MIDNIGHT OIL, MORTAL MEMORIES, JOHAN, POSTIS, IBM,
COMMODORE, MAGNUS HARENSTAM, ROY OCH ROGER, THE REST OF GALENSKAPARNA
OCH AFTER SHAVE, JOCKE W, PETER EK, JANSON, JONAS BLUNK, MAGNUS
"SIGGE" BUHRE, ALL STAND-UP COMIC ACTORS IN THE WORLD (YOU ARE
DOING A GOOD JOB), CINA, MATTIAS, LENA, DONALD DUCK, GOOFY AND
THE REST, JIM HENSON (HOPE TO MEET YOUR SON BRIAN SOME DAY, I
LIKE YOUR PRODUCTS WERY MUCH), THE MUPPET SHOW, WALT DISNEY,
GASTON, SVEN (MY ONCLE IN DANMARK), THE CINCINNATI BENGALS, CINEMAWARE
AND ALL MY WORKING PALS IN MUPPET SOFTWEAR.           PHU, THAT
WAS A LOT OF PEOPLE AND I ONLY TOOK HALF OF MY LIST. SO IF YOU
DON'T FIND YOUR NAME IN THIS SCROLL DO NOT HESITATE, I HAVEN'T
FORGOTTEN YOU I JUST COULDN'T FIND ANY PLACE FOR YOU. BUT IF
YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ON MY LIST THE NEXT TIME SO CALL THIS NUMBER
046-257688.  OK?? YYYYAAAAAHHHHH. NOW LET'S JUST SAY THE USUAL:
OVER AND OUT FROM MAJOR BLUEBIRD OF DEFIERS/GONZO OF MUPPET SOFTWARE.
                          