161 ordspråk av George Carlin
George Carlin
 'We hope you enjoy your stay in Chicago or wherever your final destination may be.' All destinations are final. That's what it means. Destiny: final. If you haven't gotten where you're going, you aren't there yet. |
| "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? |
| "I think, therefore I am. I think." |
| a blank slate -- and you get to play. |
| A lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt |
| A lot of times when a package says Open Other End, I purposely open the end where it says that |
| A man came up to me on the street and said I used to be messed up out of my mind on drugs but now I'm messed up out of my mind on Jeeesus Chriiist |
| Always do whatever's next |
| At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. |
| Atheism is a non-prophet organization |
| Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror |
| By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth |
| Comedy is a socially acceptable form of hostility and aggression. That is what comics do, stand the world upside down. |
| Cop didn't see it, I didn't do it! |
| Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. |
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