81 ordspråk av Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
 A child of one can be taught not to do certain things such as touch a hot stove, turn on the gas, pull lamps off their tables by their cords, or wake mommy before noon |
| a good actress with real pathos. |
| A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp. |
| A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a labotomy. |
| After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body. |
| And then my dog came and sat in my lap. I knew I had to hang in there for Spike. |
| Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief, and, most of all, fear |
| Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. |
| Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress. |
| Can we talk? |
| Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. |
| Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise. |
| Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'. |
| Don’t talk to me about Valentine’s Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass! |
| Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. |
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