Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers. |
As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes. |
As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes. |
Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said |
Critics can't even make music by rubbing their back legs together. |
Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him. |
Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him. |
Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love. |
He who hesitates is poor. |
Hope for the best, expect the worst./ Life is a play. We're unrehearsed. |
Humor is just another defense against the universe. |
Humor keeps the elderly rolling along, singing a song. When you laugh, it’s an involuntary explosion of the lungs. The lungs need to replenish themselves with oxygen. So you laugh, you breathe, the blood runs, and everything is circulating. If you don’t laugh, you’ll die. |
I don't believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front. |
I kept leaning on him and I finally said, 'Mel, this isn't fair.' So I asked him to come on board as a co-writer with credit. And he was happy to do it. |
I only direct in self-defense. |