16 ordspråk av Milton Berle
Milton Berle
Milton Berle föddes den July 12th 1908 och dog den 27 March 2002 - US comic actor
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 A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. |
| A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, "Are you comfortable?" The man answers, "I make a nice living." |
| A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, "Who Should we notify in case of an accident?" He mulls it over and then writes, "Anybody in sight!". |
| Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. |
| Committee--a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. |
| Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. |
| I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? |
| I live to laugh, and I laugh to live |
| I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are. |
| If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? |
| If it wasn't for the olives in his martinis, he'd starve to death! |
| If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. |
| If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. |
| Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient. |
| The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. |
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