"Brush your teeth with the best toothpaste,
Then rinse your mouth with industrial waste". |
All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder. For filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder. When correctly viewed, everything is lewd. I could tell you things about Peter Pan, And the Wizard of OZ, there's a dirty old man! |
An actress must never lose her ego - without it she has no talent. |
Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? |
Bad weather always looks worse through a window. |
Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers |
Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you. |
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your . |
Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things |
I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up. |
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that! |
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. |
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up. |
If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it. |
If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared not only to retract it, but also to deny under oath that I ever said it |