9 ordspråk av Yakov Smirnoff
Yakov Smirnoff
 Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. |
| Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. |
| I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering. |
| In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. |
| In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One. |
| In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete. |
| Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. |
| Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. |
| The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in. |
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