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 'I was going to start off tonight by telling some self-deprecating jokes, but then I couldn't think of any mistakes I've made to be self-deprecating about.' –President Bush, at the White House Correspondents' dinner, poking fun at his performance in a recent news conference, in which he drew a blank when asked about mistakes he had made

 (The Weakest Link) is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest person is left. It is kind of the opposite way we elect a president.
  Jay Leno

 A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
  Tommy Cooper

 A blunderer is a man who starts a meat market during Lent
  James Montgomery Bailey

 A large nose is the mark of a witty, courteous, affable, generous and liberal man.

 A line is a dot that went for a walk.
  Paul Klee

 A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
  Oscar Wilde

 A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant.
  Bill Hicks

 A man never feels more important than when he receives a telegram containing more than ten words.
  George Ade

 A man once asked to shake hands with me, the "greatest Englishman who ever lived."
I replied, "F**k off, I'm Irish."
  Spike Milligan

 A rich man's joke is always funny

 A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
  Jack Benny

 A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh."
  Conan O'Brien

 Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
  Casey Stengel

 Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.


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