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93 ordspråk av Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
 Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present. |
 Jag önskar jag hade haft en tvilling så jag kunde veta hur jag skulle ha sett ut utan plastikoperationer. | I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery. |
 Jeg har så lidt sexappeal, at min gynækolog kalder mig "sir". | Jag har så lite sexappeal att min gynekolog kallar mig "sir". |
| I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. |
| For as one star another far exceeds, So souls in heaven are placed by their deeds. |
| Once you begin to believe there is help "out there," you will know it to be true. |
| Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'. |
| Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. |
| People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. |
| A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a labotomy. |
| Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress. |
| My mother could make anybody feel guilty - she used to get letters of apology from people she didn't even know. |
| Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. |
| There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl. |
| Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds |
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